sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears
i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight
we are always talking about the fbi man watching us through our webcam but what about the fbi woman? #feminism
the fbi woman spying on us:
me: i want to buy new books
the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:
The dolphin brought her phone back
Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭
awww baby 🐬
“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
